I'm a Giver, Not a Taker (Golden Axe)
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TotoMimo
13th Oct 2011, 11:46 AM
Golden Axe, alongside Streets of Rage, taught me numerous life lessons.
First up, if you're going to take on a huge army, do it alone. You best pal is likely to just stab you in the back somewhere along the way and give a vacant "s'rry" when they hack into you, throwing you down a chasm. "I was trying to get that guy beside you."
OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE I WAS KILLING?!
Secondly, and very Golden Axe-specific... don't EVER go to sleep. Chances are you're going to be robbed. But not of your Nintendo DS, bank card or iPod. No, just your potions, magic tomes and loaves of bread/legs of meat. Gnomes have acquired taste.
And let me tell you, when I get my hands on them, they get ANOTHER kind of acquired taste. The underside of my bloody boot, that's what.