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Tough to Ten-Chew (Tenchu:Stealth Assassins)


20th Aug 2011, 12:04 PM

Tenchu: Stealth Assassins, for it's time, was extremely brutal and very controversial. Carrying an explicit "ADULTS ONLY!" rating and a bright red "18" sticker, the front cover was clearly going to be appealing to kids with single-figure ages.

Following Rikimaru and Ayame, the two assassins loyal to Lord Gohda, your job is to assassinate, exterminate, and otherwise fuck up anything which may pose a threat to the Feudal Japanese kingdom.

But you don't just use blades. Oh, no - you've got loads of stuff up your Ninja sleeve - shurikens, caltrops, grenades, landmines, grappling hooks, even Ninja spells!

Whatever you do, though... watch which pocket you keep your poison rice in. Because when you're drunk and stumbling home from the pub and notice that tasty-looking rice ball...

...well, let's just say that ONE Feudal Japanese stomach pump is adequate for one day, cheers.

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