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Argonians... Put Something On The End Of It (Oblivion)

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TotoMimo
17th Aug 2011, 7:36 PM

Watching Jeremy Kyle, that infuriating talk-show host, full of hate and prejudice as he smirks and belittles his guests often angers me, but sometimes, things ARE blatantly obvious.

You KNOW that drugged-up sod on-stage stole his granny's breville toastie maker, and when the lie detector comes back as "guilty", he contests it to the end, whilst wiping toastie crumbs from his chops.

Likewise when DNA results are required. Sometimes you're like "Erm, dude, the kid is your DOUBLE. How can you contest it?!"

But I suppose in Oblivion, determining whether or not a child is not your own would be far, far easier. For starters, he's got your eyes, aye, but... your gills?

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Sarge
19th Aug 2011, 7:11 AM

Goddammit, I'm only a Novice in Alteration, I can't cast Ease Burden on my sister :/

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