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Sweep the Floor, Not Time, Please (Blinx)


1st Aug 2011, 9:14 PM

Blinx was touted as the "world's first 4D game". This is probably one of the most overused claims used, alongside "Game of the Decade!" and other such arrogant, devoid-of-foresight spewings.

Pity it was a fairly average game about a time-travelling cat with a vacuum cleaner.

I mean, there was nothing WRONG with the game, but at the time it was marketed out the backside as the next biggest thing when in reality it was just exceptionally mediocre.

Blinx, touted as "the timesweeper", can pause and rewind time. But perhaps what he should be sweeping is an overzealous, overconfident set of claims about his game underneath the rug so he can take his rightful place beside Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Gex the Gecko and all the other "just decent" 3D platforming characters in the OK Club.

Leave the backpacked platformin' to the real heroes, Blinx. The sweepin', too.

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1st Aug 2011, 11:50 PM

Blinx is gonna get you for this.

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