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Nintendo Taught Me All My Life Skills (Cooking Mama)

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TotoMimo
21st Jul 2011, 6:04 PM

"EEVAN BEDDAH THAN MWURMAH."

The "Cooking Mama" can't really speak properly, but DAMN, can she cook. Only, she... well, she really can't. Some of the utterly bizarre methodology she uses for the most trivial or simple of tasks, like cutting up vegetables, make me question her sanity. Sure, she makes cooking fun, but it's unwieldy and downright dangerous to do Parappa-style games on the stove or clutch scalding-hot potatoes tightly, trying to de-skin them before getting a third-degree burn.

That said, I didn't know how to make Baked Alaska otherwise, so Cooking Mama's way is the only way I know how. Which is why no landlord will let me a property any more. But when I let it upset me too much, I know I can always rely on those sweet words...

"MAMA WEEL FEEX ZIS."

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Brian Lelas
22nd Jul 2011, 1:18 AM

this one is brilliant Tommy!!!

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