Miss Constroo may rank amongst my lower-rated comic characters, but I'm not retiring the old bird for anyone! She just wants to help you out, and sure, she gets it wrong sometimes (okay, ALL the time...), but how can you say no to that face? Even if you DID say no, chances are she'd find a way to misconstrue that, too!
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Can you blame her, who likes or even cares about Phil Collins anymore?!